If I knew why I was here, I probably wouldn't be here.

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 03:54:40 GMT

I posted the forst batch of Christmas presents today.

Now to get to the card list. Woot.

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 07:54:47 GMT

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 08:52:00 GMT

So, I haven't posted for a while.

Fri, 23 May 2008 02:57:28 GMT

Biggest fucktard moment of many - his assumption that only men play videogames.

Oops

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:44:49 GMT

I just stepped on my iPod earphones and broke one.

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:48:54 GMT

::The YOU-Sue Meme::

1. Go to www.fanfiction.net, and click on ‘search’.
2. Select ‘find story by summary’ from the drop-down menu, and type your own name in the keywords.
3. Browse through the stories that appear, and single out any that have an original character with your name.
4. Pick a few of the funniest, most Mary-Sue like summaries you can find, and post the fic info below.

Deja Vu » by Lady DiMera reviews

Tony Dimera is reunited with Renee...and has to choose between Renee and Anna.
Days of Our Lives - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,954 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 2-7-08

Going Along To Get Off by Amarin Rose reviews

Pairing: Faith–Renee Summary: Gotham, and Renee, has seen a lot of crazy things. Just not like Faith.
Complete - Buffy X-overs - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-1-07 - Published: 8-1-07

Renee, Book #2 (Part 2 by cheegirl69 reviews

The end of the battle between Renee and David...
Animorphs - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-16-99 - Published: 11-16-99

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:39:14 GMT

Oddly, the guy who got the zero-star review sold out tonight. Curiosity or pity?

Ouch.

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:34:28 GMT

From The Age:

Rating: no stars

You have to wonder what Stefan Popovic is doing on stage.

Delivering his stand-up with little energy or emphasis, he rambles through diverse topics including ethnic Australians, children's names, gym habits and gender differences.

It's a dull monologue marked out by shallow observational humour and the lazy use of racist stereotypes.

Humourful? Quite the opposite.

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:00:53 GMT

Dear fashion designers,

I know that you think fashion has "revolutions". The truth is, you simply ran out of new ideas in the 70s and have been reusing previous trends since (albeit with some different, scarier materials). But there is NO excuse for re-introducing "shiny leggings - as seen in the Olivia Newton-John clip 'Physical'". Whatever you want to call them, they're fucking lycra. No-one looks good in lycra. Thin people look bony, bigger people look nasty. And it's no good to exercise in - we've since developed much better materials. Please remove this disturbing fabric from the catwalk before Supre catches on to it.

Thank you.

Renee

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 01:52:45 GMT

*groans*

I had so much pain in my stomach last night I couldn't sleep. Not to mention that it was bad enough to make me feel like vomiting. I had to call in sick today and go to the doctor. I hate going to the doctor.

If she tells me I have a virus and that I should just rest, I will kill her.

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:48:55 GMT

Get your own valentinr

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 06:53:52 GMT

Interestingly, it is impossible to find a sports bra that
a) isn't entirely revolting and
b) actually does what it's supposed to.

Some of you will enjoy this...

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:01:20 GMT

many of you will have seen it before.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5Z-_2qE5QE

And neither is wearing a kilt!

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:12:08 GMT

Repost from flist - People are fucktards.

http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/2007/07/28/the-sissification-of-seattle/

See, women are allowed to wear skirts which allows for easy access for fornication or rape, but hey, the Bible's okay with that.

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:07:13 GMT

So, there was this awesome comedy night in Melbourne. Ross Noble, Justin Hamilton and others for $12. And they were letting a comedy virgin on stage, so I might one day get a gig.

So I came home from work, ate dinner in record time, and drove 45 minutes to get to Northcote. And then, when we arrived, we were told that the door sales only show was sold out. And no, we can't stay in the doorway.

To anyone who didn't have to work that day, or travel far to get there who got in: FUCK YOU.

On the positive side, we did go to the movies and see Sweeney Todd, which was teh awesome.

Pointless meme

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:05:24 GMT

Put the MP3 player of your choice on shuffle and use the song title to answer the questions. No skipping, because that's cheating!

Your name is... Here Comes Mr X
Your name should be... Gay/Not Gay
Your nickname is... Pain Series VII: Splinter
Your screen name has to do with... Underground (just fyi, this is the David Bowie one form Labyrinth, not the Ben Lee one)
How old are you?: Kill Yourself Now and Avoid the Rush
Do you have a car?: I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
Do you have pets?: If You Loved Her
Your goal in life is...Candidate
Your greatest accomplishment...Why Does this Always Happen to Me?
Your greatest mistake... If You Love Somebody, Set Them on Fire
The best thing about you is... Beauty and the Beast
Do you love MySpace?: Time of Your Life (Good Riddance)
Do you think you're messed up?: Paul Kelly with Uncle Bill (er, I guess that would be a 'yes')
During the summer, you... Kitten Intro (of course!)
How do you feel right now?: Starman
How do you want to feel?: Wiggles 2022
How will your life turn out?: Howard Beware
How will you die?: Jimmy Little, Rebecca Barnard
How would you describe where you live?: If you're not famous at fourteen, you're finished.
The world is... Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
You are most proud of... God's Kid Brother
You are least proud of... Popular Culture
Ultimate piss-off: Ode to a Superhero
What does your future have in store for you?: Museum of Idiots (sweet!)
What is your best feature?: So Fine
What is your favorite colour?: Why Can't I Be With You? (so, um, I'm guessing a bit blue?)
What makes you angry?: Istanbul (Not Constantinople)
What makes you dance?: Jesus of Suburbia
What makes you happy?: Fat
What makes you sad?: They Might Be Giants (V. untrue)
What should you be doing?: The Pirates Who don't do anything
What will you be when you grow up?: Sri Lanka Sex Hotel (ummmmmmm...)
Will you get married?: Stuyveys
Will you have kids? Bloodflowers
Worst thing about you is... Swing is a Word
Your outlook on life is... Under Your Spell

~~Family~~
How would you describe your family?: Coda
How would you describe your parents?: Track 06 (I checked this, it's actually 'Pure Morning' by Placebo)
How would you describe your siblings?: Happy Birthday
How would your family describe you?: The

~~Friends~~
How would you describe your friends?: Longview
How would they describe you?: The God (Fuck yeah)
Your best friend is... Particle Man (sweet. But Triangle Man hates Particle Man)

~~Sex, Love and Relationships~~
Do you like sex?: Kill Americans
How often do you masturbate?: Everything You Know is Wrong
Are you in a relationship?: American Idiot (well, that explains the answer to the sex question)
Your crush/boyfriend/girlfriend is... Addicted to Spuds (hehe)
(S)he treats you like... This Twilight Garden
When the two of you are alone, you like to...Get Down with The Funky Shit (how apt.)
You two are always talking about... Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head
(S)he looks like... I Walk along Darkened Corridors
Your first crush was... The Badger Song
Your first kiss was... City of Mud (ewww)
Your first boyfriend/girlfriend was... Party at the Leper Colony (very ewww)

~~Your High School Days~~
What was high school like?: El Manana
Were you a good student?: Under Pressure
Did you party a lot?: Big Scary Place

~~Life in General~~
How was today?: Standing
What are most days like?: Would the Last Person to Leave Please Turn Out The Enlightenment?
What's your life like?: Paper Cuts
What is in store for this weekend?: Friday I'm In Love
Do you act your age?: Bohemian Polka (I guess that's a 'no'.)
Do you have a happy life?: A Complicated Song
Do you enjoy life?: Lady is a Tramp (I'm shocked. Just shocked)
What is your life theme song?: I Never Told You What I Do For a Living

~~Future~~
I'm going to marry a...Smokin' Banana Peels
And have a kid. Their name will be... She's An Angel
And s(he) will look like... E Eats Everything
I'll have a pet...If You Want the Toilet, You're In It
My house will be located... Famous Last Words
My husband/wife will have... I Hate Myself
Every holiday we'll travel to... Goodbye Little Alarm Clock (where we can sleep in forever...)
Which will look like... Life Is Shit
And have a really nice... New York City
Before I die, I want to... The Famous Polka (It shocks me how many polkas I have on the damn thing. between Weird Al, They Might Be Giants, and I think The Dead Milkmen have one too)
My job will be... Don't Get Lost in Heaven
Which will suck, because... At The Moment
On my gravestone, it will say... The Ghost of You (oooh, poignant. And confusing)

~~The Soundtrack to Your Life~~
Opening credits: Young American
Dream sequence: Hallucination
Waking up: Exquisite Dead Guy
Showering: Birdhouse in Your Soul
Breakfast table: You Grew On Me
Traveling: Pancreas
Work: Hot Cha
Average day: Dawn's Lament
Colleagues: Stuck With Me
Boss: Demon Days
Romance: Operators are Standing By (on the phone sex line?)
First date: Mr Johnson
First kiss: King for a Day
Falling in love: My Generation (Green Day cover)
Sleep: Schoolchildren Singing Particle Man
Love scene: Paul McDermott with Caroline (Sorry, All the GNW Tape songs are listed with Artist in place of Title. This is actually quite a sexy-sounding song. I'd shag to it.)
Middle age: Wake Me Up When September Ends
Fight scene: If I had a Gun
Break up: Laundromat Song
Loneliness: Big Time Operator
Secret love: Love Knits
Life is okay again: The Adventures of Planky
Happy dance: Helena (realll happy song. Am I a happy-dancing corpse? That would be cool.)
Breakdown: The Laughing Gnome (yep, that would signify a breakdown. I do like Fred though. tick..tick..tick..)
Life Lesson: Without You
Deep thought: She Never Told Me She Was a Mime
Flashback: I've Got a Theory/Bunnies
Childhood: Brain Stew
Remembering: Paul McDermott/Bottle
Teen years: Stonehenge
Regretting: All Ordinaries Index
Youth: Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
Long night alone: I Tripped Over the Ottoman
Old age: Fourteen Years in Rowville
Death: 2000 Light Years Away
Funeral: Met My Match
Your theme song: Youth Culture Killed My Dog
Final credits: (This Song's Just) Six Words Long

We're all going on a .. summer holiday

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:28:16 GMT

Hello peoples!

After landing on Friday and spending our weekend with my parents, Dave and I will be returning to Hobart on Sunday 20th, and leaving in the evening on the 24th.

We'd like to catch up with as many of you as possible (although we know weekdays = not so good). Let us know what you're up to! (random party invasion of the Moonah house is in order, methinks)

Christmas...

Wed, 26 Dec 2007 02:10:01 GMT

I didn't reply to many - my last phone bill is still lurking unpaid.

"turkey's done, pudding ready, bubbles chilled. Have a Merry Christmas XX :)" - Susan Turner

"I need ur postal address please" - from Alana, a friend who already has my address.

"To everyone i wont see this christmas day. The best of wishes to you and yours for the holiday season. And my love to you for a wonderful day! Much love. Ash!" - Asher.

"Ba humbug" - Mum

"Have you opened your present yet?" - Mum (again)

"Good morning. Merry Christmas" - Kerri-Anne

"All good, I'll just hate forever" - my sister

"Love you! Merry Christmas to you and Dave Xx" - my sister (again)

"G'day and Merry Christmas, may Santa be kind to you and a happy new year! cheers from Dave." - Country Dave (sent twice :D)

"Merry Christmas sweetheart and a happy new year! Hope u got lots of presents! Love and hugs rose, andy and lucky! X o x o" - Rose and Quodd

"Merry Christmas!!!" - Nikki

"He watches you sleep he knows when ur awake the he touchs himself. Merry xmas from the creepy santa and jen and zach" - Jen and Zach

"Hey 'insert name here' "Yes, another group message!" hope you have a great Christmas Day and one too many drinkies! Andrew" - Andrew

From our household:

A cook book (I think Dave's parents are trying to tell me something)
A Chanel fragrance wardrobe (collection of mini Parfum bottles)
A stunning handbag (though I did pick this one out)
Mulan on DVD
Dylan Moran Live on DVD
The new Ben Elton book
A black resin-like wrist cuff
A bottle of absinthe (avec wormwood)
An iPod nano (4Gb silver) - woo!

From my family:

I'm seeing them in January, so I got sent down one present to open. I sent them all one, but it didn't make it there on time. :(

Volume one and two of Captain Pugwash on DVD.

From friends/friends of the family:

A Pandora necklace
*A chocolate fondue heater thing

We also played The Game (which I will explain at a later date), and I scored -
Some nice soap
A popcorn maker and
Some Kahlua chocolate sauce

*In 2005, my mother bought me a "Chocolate Machine" from the HomeCare catalogue as a Christmas gift. In 2006, my mother assured my sister that buying me a chocolate fondue machine would be a great gift. This year, the friends who hosted Christmas lunch gave Dave and I a chocolate fondue heater. What the hell is going on here??

Meme

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 07:09:19 GMT

1. What is in the back seat of your car right now?
My cheap-arse sunshade and a few spiders.

2. When was the last time you threw up?
After my jaw surgery. After I got home, into a pot plant.

3. What's your favorite curse word?
Cunting Motherfucker

4. Name 3 people who made you smile today?
Dave, Socrates and the hairdresser, Megan

5. What were you doing at 8 a.m. this morning?
Getting ready to take the cat to the vet

6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Wrapping presents

7. Where were you born?
Hobart

8. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes.

9. What is the last thing you said aloud?
I'm going to go check my email

10. What is the best ice cream flavor?
Cinnamon - had it at Sticky Fingers. I NEED more.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Coca-Cola. I know, I shouldn't with my braces on. I was thirsty.

12. What are you wearing right now?
White singlet, red tartan pants, underpants, watch and "geek girl" dog tag

13. What was the last thing you ate?
Microwave Lasagna

14. Have you bought any new clothes this week?
No

15. Where were you last?
The vet

16. What's the last sporting event you watched?
The AFL Grand Final

17. Who won?
Geelong, I think. I wasn't really paying attention.

18. Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on MySpace?
Random comedy fan called Glenn.

19. Ever go camping?
Only with school and for Falls.

20. Where do you live?
Croydon. Woo!

21. What song are you listening to?
Australiana - Austen Tayshus

22. Do you have a tan?
Gods no. I'm incapable of producing one.

24. Do you drink your soda from a straw?
only in pubs.

25. What did your last text message say?
"On my way home now. Got you something special. Rah"

26. Who's your best friend?
Kerri-Anne, she gets me best. But I do love you all.

27. What are you doing tomorrow?
Working. :(

28. Where is your mum right now?
Probably just getting home, feeding cats and preparing to tape the news for Dad while she cooks dinner. She spoils him.

29. Look to your right, what do you see?
two watercolour paintings

30. What color is your watch?
Silver

31. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
The flag

32. Ever ridden on a roller coaster?
No.

33. What is your birthstone?
Emerald

34. Do you go in at a fast-food place or just hit the drive through?
Usually go in

35. What is your favorite number?
21

36. Do you have a dog?
No, I have a muss cat.

37. Last person you talked to on the phone?
My mum. Or the vet, I forget who called first.

38. Have you met anyone famous?
Yes...though it depends on your definition of famous.

39. Any plans today?
Far too many. But thankfully completed.

40. How many states have you lived in?
2

41. Ever go to college?
Far too often.

42. Where are you right now?
In the office in the main house.

43. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Credit card debt.

44. Last song listened to?
Fine, Fine Line, Avenue Q

45. Are you in love with someone right now?
Yes. Very much so.

46. Are you allergic to anything?
Orange cats. Dust, mould and some pollen.

47. Favorite pair of shoes?
My Gisele Bundchen sandals. So comfy!

48. Are you jealous of anyone?
Constantly.

49. Is anyone jealous of you?
I highly doubt it. Please let me know if you are, and I shall smack you.

51. Do you love anyone?
Yes. Lots of people. And several inanimate objects.

52. Do any of your friends have children?
They're working on it.

53. Do you eat healthily?
I try not to.

54. What do you usually do during the day?
Work.

55. Do you hate anyone right now?
Not really. It takes a lot of effort to actively hate someone. I tend to categorise it as "fuck 'em", and put it out of my mind.

56. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
Yes. I prefer it to "Hi"

58. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
23

59. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
A who to the what now?

60. How did you get one of your scars?
Bouncing on bed accident

61. What do you want for Christmas?
World Peace. And my very own bouncy castle.

Busy busy busy

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 08:36:03 GMT

So, I got a promotion. Sort of. I now have a new title (OTC Casual Relief Co-ordinator), and I get to spend at least one day a week in an office, not in a store. Woo-hoo! I also get to assign shifts to people (including myself), so it's a nice bit of power to abuse. :)

At the moment, I have 13 casuals who are refusing to work over the Christmas/New Year period. Couple that with the dozen or so full- and part-timers who don't want to work, and I'm glad that I share the role with someone else, so there are others who feel my pain.

Wednesday is my day off, so I have to get up early (yuck), keep the cat away from food and water :,(, take him to the vet to be fixed, have my braces tightened (ow), then go to the hairdresser. And I may even have time to scratch myself at some point.

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 00:14:03 GMT

Go to the Wikipedia home page and click random article. That is your band's name.
Click random article again. That is your album name.
Click random article 15 more times. Those are the tracks on your album.

Band name: Nicholas Monsarrat
Album name: The System of Nature

Track listing:

1. Hil Hernández
2. Ulloor S. Parameswara Iyer
3. True (Spandau Ballet song)
4. Will E. Neal
5. Biggin, Derbyshire
6. Jerome Anderson
7. Celtic tribes in Britain and Ireland
8. Norman Collins
9. B74
10. Badge (disambiguation)
11. Hugh Alexander Dunn
12. Clarence E. Hancock
13. Shipley (UK Parliament constituency)
14. Carowinds
15.Piotr Polczak

Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:58:28 GMT

http://countyoursheep.com/d/20071206.html

Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:11:05 GMT

28 questions for 07 in review

1. Where did you begin 2007?
In the spa drinking champagne with Dave, who had such a bad cold I had to persuade him to give me a kiss (he didn't want to spread germs).

2. What was your status on Valentine's Day?
Embarrassed. You know those people who says Valentine's is a waste of money, stupid, pointless consumer-driven crapfest? I was one. And now that I have a 'significant other', I'm not. So the doubters are all men or single females. I got 20 long-stemmed red roses.

3. Were you in school (anytime this year)?
I did first semester. Odd that I can't remember any of it though. I must not have had an exam. *shrugs*

4. How did you earn your money?
I started the year working at Coles Express (awful job). I then changed to working as a Pharmacy Assistant for National Pharmacies. Much better. They approve of people trying to advance through the ranks and even pay you for the training you do.

5. Did you have to go to the hospital?
Twice. Once to drop in a form, and the second to have a bilateral osteectomy (split top palate) done. Not as bad as it sounds, sadly.

6. Did you have any encounters with the police?
I was breath-tested 4 times.

7. Where did you go on holiday?
Tasmania. Not really a holiday when you spend the whole time rushing around trying to see everyone.

8. What did you purchase that was over $1000?
Surgery. Woo-hoo!

12. Did you move anywhere?
Nope.

…. WTF, where is 13???

14. What concerts/shows did you go to?
A couple of Comfest shows, Ed Byrne, Scott Edgar and the Universe, The Bedroom Philosopher, random comedy gigs, probably a few others I can't remember.

16. Who did you want to win Big Brother?
Television. I wanted the house to be firebombed.

17. Where do you live now?
Croydon, same as this time last year.

18. Describe your birthday.
Errrrrrrrrr......I honestly have no idea how I spent my birthday. I think Dave got me flowers though.

19. What's one thing you thought you'd never do but did in 2007?
Got braces

20. What has been your favourite moment?
Any of the dozen or so when I've been perfectly content with everything in my life and the way things are going

21. Whats something you learned about yourself?
I stress too much.

22. Any new additions to your family?
A black cat called Socrates.

23. What was your best month?
March - I got a better job.

24. What music will you remember 2007 by?
I haven't heard anything particularly memorable this year.

25. Who has been your best drinking buddy?
I haven't been drinking much.

26. Made new friends?
Maybe.

27. Best new friend?
Unsure

28. Favourite Night out?
Last night was pretty good - went into the city, looked at the Myer windows, had dinner with Dave. Domestic, but good.

The end.

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 07:16:57 GMT

Mothers: Don't take your kids out to the shopping centre in a pram at one of the busiest times of the year, then carry your child. You're taking up space that other people have the RIGHT to walk in. Also, if the aisle is only wide enough for your pram and one person to pass by, DON'T stand in the space where that one person wants to walk. If that person is me, I will ask you to move. I don't care what stupid Bratz shit you want to poison your child's mind with is on special. I only care that I need to get somewhere, and you and your probably genetically repressed progeny are in my way. December should be the time you FINISH shopping for Christmas, not the time you start. Don't bitch about the crowds when you're adding to them.

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:28:00 GMT

1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of.
5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. ADD THREE OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.

01. Stephen Dorff
02. Wesley Snipes
03. Denzel Washington
04. Samuel L Jackson
05. Hayden Christensen
06. Ian Somerholder?
07. James Van Der Beek
08. ~~Ashton Kutcher~~
09. Sean William Scott
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr
13. John Hannah
14. ~~Hugh Grant~~
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo Di Caprio
19. Billy Zane
20. ~~Harry Connick Jr.~~
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban ?
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker
26. ~~Joshua Jackson~~
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore?
29. Hugh Jackman
30. Will Kemp ?
31. David Wenham
32. Viggo Mortensen
33. Elijah Wood
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. ~~Alfred Molina~~
37. Harrison Ford
38. Sean Connery
39. Shane West
40. Stuart Townsend
41. Richard Roxburgh
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farrell
47. ~~Ben Affleck~~
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis
50. ~~Billy Bob Thornton~~
51. ~~Dennis Quaid~~
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. ~~Keanu Reeves~~
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth
57. ~~Steve Buscemi~~
58. ~~Michael Madsen~~
59. Rick Yune ?
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt
73. ~~George Clooney~~
74. ~~Mark Wahlberg~~
75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton
77. ~~Ben Stiller~~
70. Owen Wilson
79. ~~Vince Vaughn~~
80. ~~Joaquin Phoenix~~
81. ~~Russell Crowe~~
82. Billy Boyd?
83. Paul Bettany
84. Heath Ledger
85. Mel Gibson
86. Jason Isaacs
87. Alan Rickman
88. ~~Kevin Costner~~
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas
91. ~~Tom Cruise~~
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich
95. ~~Charlie Sheen~~
96. ~~Kiefer Sutherland~~
97. Emilio Estevez
98. Rob Lowe
99. ~~Matt Dillon~~
100. ~~Kevin Bacon~~
101. ~~Adam Brody~~
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming (he's gay, I'm safe)
104. Josh Groban ?
105. Sean Biggerstaff ?
106. Zach Braff
107. Harry Sinclair?
108. Gerard Butler
109. Marton Csokas ?
110. Jeremy Sumpter?
111. Sean Patrick Flanery?
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy ?
114. Ioan Gruffudd
115. Mads Mikkelsen ?
116. Enrique Murciano ?
117. Jamie Bamber
118. Craig Parker?
119. Dean Cain
120. James Marsters
121. David Boreanaz
122. ~~James Spader~~
123. ~~Kevin Spacey~~
124. ~~Al Pacino~~
125. Jim Caviezel
126. Josh Holloway?
127. Will Smith
128. Matthew McConaughey
129. Patrick Wilson?
130. Milo Ventimiglia
131. Jason Dohring ?
132. Brandon Boyd ?
133. Tom Welling
134. Sean Maher
135. Tré Cool
136. Billie Joe Armstrong
137. Mike Dirnt
138. Adrienne Armstrong ?
139. Jason White ?
140. Matthew Fox
141. Peter Sarsgaard ?
142. Derek Jeter ?
143. Travis Fimmel?
144. Michael Vartan
145. Rob Thomas?
146. James Purefoy ?
147. Michael Rosenbaum?
148. Jensen Ackles?
149. William Fichtner ?
150. Patrick Dempsey
151. Ace Young ?
152. Francis Capra ?
153. Ryan Hansen ?
154. Robert Pattinson?
155. William Moseley?
156. Ryan Gosling?
157. Nicolas Cage
158. Leigh Whannell?
159. Wentworth Miller
160. Jack Davenport?
161. ~~Michael J. Fox~~
162. ~~Kevin Federline~~
163. Liam Cunningham ?
164. John Barrowman?
165. John Rzeznik?
166. Sendhil Ramamurthy?
167. Stephen Colbert
168. Jon Stewart
169. Brandon Flowers?
170. Henry Ian Cusick?
171. John Krasinski ?
172. Michael Trucco ?
173. Benjamin McKenzie?
174. Adrian Pasdar?
175. Jeremy Piven
176. ~~Justin Timberlake~~
177. Naveen Andrews
178. Vincent Cassel ?
179. Adrian Paul?
180. Gabriel Byrne
181. Adrian Grenier ?
182. Daniel Craig
183. Nathan Fillion
184. Adam Baldwin
185. Ed Quinn ?
186. Eric Szmanda
187. George Eads
188. Omar Epps
189. Jared Padalecki
190. Christian Kane?
191. Jeffrey Dean Morgan ?
192. ~~Geoffrey Rush~~
193. Brandon Routh
194. Chris Lowell ?
195. James Callis ?
196. Justin Chambers
197. Michael Muhney ?
198. Matthew Goode ?
199. Bradley Cooper ?
200. Burn Gorman?
201. Christopher Eccleston
202. David Tennant
203. Tom Felton?
204. Daniel Radcliffe
205. ~~Rupert Grint~~
206. Kevin McKidd ?
207. Gaspard Ulliel ?
208. James McAvoy?
209. Zac Efron?
210. Jonas Armstrong ?
211. Ed Speelers?
212. Penn Badgley ?
213. James Lafferty ?
214. Bryan Greenberg ?
215. Chace Crawford ?
216. Joe Jonas ?
217. Toby Hemingway ?
218. Dane Cook
219. Travis Wall ?
220. Brad Paisley ?
221. John Mayer?
222. Blake Lewis ?
223. TR Knight ?
224. Hugh Laurie
225. David Duchovny
226. Damien Rice
227. ~~Ozzy Osbourne~~
228. Tim Daly ?
229. Matthew Rhys ?
230. ~~Robert Downey Jr.~~
231. Goran Visnjic
232. John Corbett ?
233. Michael Emerson?
234. David Hewlett ?
235. Robert Knepper ?
236. Nestor Carbonell ?
237. Robert Sean Leonard
238. Zach Gilford ?
239. Zachary Levi ?
240. Ryan McPartlin ?
241. Jeremy Sisto ?
242. Zachary Quinto
243. Robbie Williams
244. Sam Worthington
245. John Simm?
246. Steven Strait ?
247. Taylor Kitsch ?
248. Lee Pace ?
249. Rufus Wainwright
250. Justin Chatwin ?
251. Jesse Spencer
252. Eric Mabius ?
253. Christopher Gorham?
254. Leonard Roberts?
255. Alexis Denisof
256. Nick Brandon ?
257. David Anders ?
258. Sam Troughton ?
259. Dan Snow ?
260. Dominic Purcell ?
261. Daniel Dae Kim?
262. ~~Bono~~
263. Jon Bon Jovi
264. ~~Clint Eastwood~~
265. Scott Porter ?
266. Randy Orton?
267. ~~John Cena~~ I'm not a necrophiliac.
268. Adam Copeland?
269. Channing Tatum?
270. John Morrison ?
271. Kellan Lutz ?
272. Masi Oka?
273. Nigel Havers?
274. Anthony Stewart Head
275. Dylan Moran
276. Ben Lee
277. Wally De Backer

Mine:
278. Jeremy Irons
279. Gerard Depardieu
280. Anthony LaPaglia