Meme!

From crasymonkey


1. What is your current ringtone?
The Imperial March - Star Wars

2. What is your current wallpaper?
Gatesy's Lady Robots pic. Shuddup.

3. Do you own a picture phone?
Affirmative.

4. Go to your text message inbox and type what the 10th message says:
"I know, sorry. My best friend is down from Sydney and my aunt is down from NT. I have to head home. I'm sure you'll both be great. :)" From Scott re: him missing the Turner showdown.

5. How many contacts do you have on your phone?
103 in phone, 116 in SIM.

6. Go to your missed calls. 5th missed call... who is it?
Mum's mobile.

8. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
Dad.

9. What service do you have?
Shit. No, hang on, that's reception. Telstra.

10. At this very moment, how many bars do you have for your service battery?
6. Uni has good coverage.

11. Who's on your speed dial number 5?
Mum's mobile.

12. Do you have voicemail?
Yes, but I never check it.

13. How many contacts that start with the letter D do you have?
14

14. Who do you call the most?
Home, but I hang up and get them to call me back so it's free, bwahahaha.

15. How many text messages do you get a month?
Ooh, lots?

16. Can you send pictures?
Sure can.

17. What are the last 4 digits to your number?
7604

18. Go to your sent texts, what does the eighth one say?
It's an old one, which I didn't write (stickna did), I forwarded it: "The Chris is a giant species of rodent only recently discovered. Not the brightest of the rodent family, the Chris usually lurks trying to find mates or companions in more eveolved species more commonly known as popular people, who, while tolerating him, don't actually like the big ugly fuck."

19. What about the 15th?
"I just got the msg 'bum innit' for the second time, Did you mean to do that?" me to Na, after her phone took up compulsive lying.

20. Who's the last person that you called?
Amanda, teh woman who runs the market stall I work at now. 5am starts!!!

22. Last person that texted you?
Telstra, telling me about storing an emergency number in my phone.

23. Last person you added to your contacts?
Susannah.

24. How many minutes are on your plan?
I have no idea. Free msgs for me.

25. Do you like your phone?
Yes, it's pretty good. I keep dropping it though. Oops.




# 10 years ago: Moving back to gagebrook. The joys.

# 5 years ago: Year 10. Pre-red hair time.

# 1 year ago: Bludging, probably.

# yesterday: Found out I'm not very far behind in Literature, went home, had a nap, did my homework for today, started packing for the move (in 5 months). Just packed the uselss stuff - CD covers, books etc.

# tomorrow: Day off! I'll be doing the assignemnt that's due on Friday.

# 5 snacks I enjoy: Tim Tams (all types), popcorn, custard pecan danish, pretzels ('specially my home-made ones) and jelly beans.

# 5 bands/artists that I know the lyrics to most of their songs: Tripod, Tim Minchin (well, all the Dark Side stuff anyway), John Farnham, Tom Jones, Placebo.

# 5 things I would do with a $100,000,000: Buy a kick-arse place in Melbourne. Have a Festival show next year. Buy a Holden Cruze (manual, black with red seats). Go shopping with all my friends (and gold-diggers). With $100 million, I'd then give some to my friends and/or buy them presents.

# 5 locations I would like to run away to: Melbourne, Edinburgh, Ireland, France or a tropical island - I don't care where, just lots of sand, hot sun and cocktails.

# 5 bad habits I have: Procrastinating, whinging, being on the internet too much, lying, avoiding doing things I know I have to just because I don't want to do them.

# 5 things I like doing: Sleeping, watching/listening to comedy, performing comedy, planning my move and perving.

# 5 t.v. shows I like(d): CSI, Happy Tree Friends and Friends, Mythbusters, Alias and Spicks and Specks.

# 5 movies I like: The Princess Bride, Labyrinth, Highlander, TRON, Muppet Treasure Island.

# 5 famous people I would like to meet: Noel Fielding, Oscar Wilde, Bill Gates, George Carlin and Billy Connolly.

# 5 biggest joys at the moment: I'm moving to Melbourne, comedy is going well, I'm moing to Melbourne, Chris has fucked off and did I mention I'm moving to Melbourne?



Dad asked me what my plans were after graduation. I told him. He said "Well, I don't like that idea. I don't think that's what you should be doing". I repsonded with "well, I guess it's a good thing that it's nothing to do with you then." He then told me if I ever spoke to him like that again he'd get his rifle and paint the kitchen wall with my brains. Asshole.